A boy asked his teacher

A boy asked his teacher “Can I go to the toilet please miss?”

But the teacher said “No, we’re doing the alphabet” 5 Minutes later he asked again and the teacher says “no, it’s your turn to do the alphabet.”

So he goes ” A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z”.

Then the teacher asked “where’s your P?”

He replies with “It’s halfway down my leg miss.”