A woman goes to a doctor

A woman goes to a doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a problem. You see, I was born with lady parts. What can you do for me?”

The doctor gets the woman onto the table and examines her.

Sure enough, she has lady parts, side by side.

After a moments thought the doctor goes to his desk, opens a draw and gets out a roll of duct tape.

He then proceeds to tear off two strips and places them over the woman’s two outer lady parts.

“OK then,” says the doctor when he’s finished, “you can get dressed and go now.”

“Has that cured my problem then?” asks the woman.

“Not really,” says the doctor, “but at least it’ll stop you getting screwed left and right.”