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A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance...
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these...
A polish man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of...
A new monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He noticed, however, that...
A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven,...
A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops...
A guy goes into a drug store to buy rubber pack. “What size?” asks the clerk. “Gee, I don’t know.” “Go see Sophie in aisle 4.”...
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that...
Old Josh was sat in his garden, sunbathing in the deck chair when he noticed his grand-son kneeling on the lawn with a worm. When he...
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front...