A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and...
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?” “Do...
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t...
An Irishman is walking along the beach one day, and he sees a bottle laying in the sand. He picks it up and starts to brush...
A guy enters a bar and orders two shots of vodka. He drinks the first and dumps the second on his right hand. He then orders...
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he...
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it...
A husband was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back...
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid...
A young pastor moved to town and decided he would go around and introduce himself to the new congregation. He rang the first door bell and...