Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name legally changed. When he replied, the desk clerk asked “Can I help you sir?” Our...
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news...
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her fronts in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went...
A man visiting a doctor says, “Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your treatment.” The doctor replied, “But you...
Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? Johnny: One dollar. Teacher(sadly): You don’t know...
A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The client says, “I could use...
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. McNick, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until...
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot...