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A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up...
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. “How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the...
One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam’s wife, undressed, watering the garden. When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that...
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Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge, making small talk. Paul asked Kurt, “So, what do you hunt?” Kurt answered, “I hunt unicorns.” Paul...
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A band director was having a lot of trouble with one of his drummers. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but performance didn’t...