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Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, “I call my husband the dentist. Nobody...
A band director was having a lot of trouble with one of his drummers. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but performance didn’t...
A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, “Sir, you are hereby fined $100.” The lawyer stood up...
Three elderly men are talking a walk outside their nursing home. The first one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” The second one says, “No, it’s Thursday!” The...
An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. “You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit.” The mortician...
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two...
A woman walks into a cafe with a stomach ache. After a while she realizes she needs to relieve herself, knowing her farts are loud, she...
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A Guy urgently needed a few days off work, But, he knew the Boss would not allow him to leave. He thought that maybe if he...
Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her underwear to wipe...