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A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, “Sir, you are hereby fined $100.” The lawyer stood up...
Three elderly men are talking a walk outside their nursing home. The first one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” The second one says, “No, it’s Thursday!” The...
An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. “You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit.” The mortician...
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two...
A woman walks into a cafe with a stomach ache. After a while she realizes she needs to relieve herself, knowing her farts are loud, she...
Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank...
A Guy urgently needed a few days off work, But, he knew the Boss would not allow him to leave. He thought that maybe if he...
Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her underwear to wipe...
A man is about to enter a meeting at work when he realizes that he forgot some important paperwork. He calls home so that his wife...
A couple drives to the hospital because the wife is in labor. The doctor alerts them that she invented a machine that will transfer some of...