Connect with us
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer...
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your make love life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security make love.” “Social Security make love?” “Yeah, you know,...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, “At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house....
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies,...
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had...
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am...
An old lady went into a bar in Ibiza and saw a man with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she’d...
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a...
The Pencil Maker took the pencil aside, just before putting him into the box. “There are 5 things you need to know,” he told the pencil,...