A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do...
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the...
An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller...
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally...
Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was standing...
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. Here is your oceanside condo, over...
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen...
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over...
A lawyer tries to make conversation when barber shaves his hair. Barber whispers in lawyer’s ear: This kid is one of the dumbest kids in the...
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar...