A man was talking to one of his friends named Jim when another friend walked up to them. The friend showed them that his head had...
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions,...
This dog walks into a post office and says to the Postmaster. “I need to send a telegram.” The Postmaster says “OK, what is it?” The...
Little Johnny was visiting a friend of his in New York during the winter. He and his friend went outside to play in the snow. After...
A farmer was taking three of his donkeys for sale to the market. On the way, he saw a river and decided to have a dip....
An 80-year-old man went to the doctor, who was amazed at what good shape he was in. The doctor asked, “Why do you think you have...
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how...
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these...
An elderly man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware...
On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the cheerful-looking bartender and asks for his favourite premium beer....