A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the...
For the umpteenth time Mrs Jones told her pastor, “I’m so scared! My husband says he’s going to kill me if I continue to come to...
A hunter spots a grizzly bear 1,000 yards away, but due to some thick bushes he can’t get any closer, so he aims his rifle and...
A class of 3rd graders return from their field trip to the farm and the teacher asks them, “What kind of noises did you hear at...
The lawyer says to his client, Bill Shorten, “I have some good news and some bad news.” Bill replies: “I’ve had a bloody awful week, so...
Little Mary was not the best student in school. Usually, she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,...
A man was talking to one of his friends named Jim when another friend walked up to them. The friend showed them that his head had...
Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant. One guy goes off to lunch and comes back to find his buddy standing above a...
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions,...
This dog walks into a post office and says to the Postmaster. “I need to send a telegram.” The Postmaster says. “OK, what is it?”...