The donkey said to the tiger, ‘The grass is blue.’ Tiger said, ‘No grass is green.’ Then the discussion between the two became intense. Both of...
This woman is driving into a small town and slams on the brakes as a goat runs across the road in front of her. Just as...
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink...
Little Johnny’s father took him on a fishing trip to Canada. On returning home after catching only three fish his father says, “The way I figure...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to...
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My...
One evening a teenage daughter and her mother were out shopping when they stopped to make a purchase. The young girl greeted the cashier with only...
One day, an 80-year-old man comes home and finds his 80-year-old wife doing a handstand, undressed, against a wall. Shocked, he asks, “What are you doing?”...
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, slams a book down and screams at the librarian, “This is the worst book...
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The...