The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you...
Man looks at his friend and says “if you and a friend go camping you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up...
An american was touring Mexico. After his day’s sight-seeing, he stops at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter...
Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late night. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all...
A man and a woman are having dinner in a restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, spots that the...
This is Awesome, One smart father goes to his son. Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice” Son: “I will choose my...
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but...
A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, “Honey, I...
The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...