A young boy gets suspended from school. His mother was furious, and yelled ” “What did you do this time?!” The boy said all I did...
There were three ducks swimming in a pond one night after midnight and got arrested for trespassing. They were called to appear in court the next...
A newly married Liam goes to the meet Father Charles. He greets the priest and says, ‘Father, I need to talk to you.’ The Priest asks,...
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you honey,” she says, “Is there anything...
Steve got a job as a lumberjack and on his first day his boss gave him a chainsaw. “here you go. now get to it.” Steve...
A guy comes home from work and he is quite upset. His wife looks worried and asks him what’s wrong. He shakes his head and refuses...
A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks,...
The teacher was teaching the kids about starvation. Being a good teacher, she decided to call on selected students to draw a picture of starvation on...
A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, “Pour me a drink before the trouble starts.” The bartender looks puzzled, but pours...
A man drove past a traffic camera and saw it flash. He couldn’t believe he had been caught speeding when he was driving below the speed...