A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan....
The pastor stood before the congregation and said; “I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.” The congregation got quiet....
A young doctor had moved to a small community near Broken Hill to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young...
An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a seed count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a...
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely” to them. To make sure the students have...
A fox sneaked into a farm and grabbed a prize rooster. The farmer saw him and raised the alarm and he and his dogs started chasing...
A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take bath found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other....
Doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from...
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove...
A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife undressed and panting on the bed. “Honey,” she said, thinking quickly, “I think...