This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell...
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week....
A blonde and a brunet are getting in the elevator, along comes this really hot guy. The girls noticed he has a really bad dandruff problem....
Bill and Doug were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. “What’s the matter?” asked Bill of his buddy. “You look kind of down.” “My wife...
A mother-in-law stopped by her daughter-in-law’s house, to give her some fruit. When her daughter-in-law opened the door, she was undressed! “Oh my gosh! Why aren’t...
A farmer is giving his wife last minute instructions before heading to town to do chores: “A guy will be along this afternoon to inseminate one...
An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman...
A family is sitting around the supper table discussing anatomy. Suddenly the son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?” The father,...
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, as the man is taste it down the drink he looks over and notices a dog...
An elderly woman went to the doctor complaining of recent intestinal problems. “Doctor I have terrible gas lately, but it doesn’t smell or make noise.” The...