A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an...
Attending a wedding for the first time, A little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color...
One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch. “Just the thing to quench...
An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller...
A man who made spears and shields once came to Akbar’s court. “Your Majesty, nobody can make shields and spears to equal mine,” he said. “My...
Two accountants are in their local credit union on their lunch break, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from...
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he...
The male teacher in a girls’ school asked the science class: “Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its...
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell...
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week....