A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died, and Patrick went to the parish priest, saying....
An old french man moves to America and begins looking for a job. He walks into a bakery to meet with the owner. The owner is...
A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden,...
The housewife was having her TV repaired. The TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he’d near...
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GO. It is also the most expensive car in the...
Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women.” said Joe....
A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders: He says. “What on...
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed when it occurred to him he had never made a will, So he called his lawyer to...
A bunch of boys decide to go cow-tipping. They go up to the fence and they are all standing there. They all point out the closest...