A blonde decides to make an experiment. She gets a spider, and pulls of two legs and tells it to walk. It walks a few steps,...
Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups....
“I don’t know what’s wrong with me, doctor,” said the curvy call girl. “I feel tired, dragged out. Pooped. No pep. No get up and go....
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there...
A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade class. The boy said, “Teacher, I should be in 4th...
Three engineers are riding in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car stalls and stops by the side...
Lucy and John were recently attending church services at The Villages. About halfway through, Lucy took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote...
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give...
Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine. He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her...
My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that “help” you get an self enjoyment. You should of seen...