A guy was at a bar and needed to fart. He controlled himself for almost half an hour and couldn’t leave the bar because he didn’t...
A blonde, worried about the HIV crisis, walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of rubber pack. “That will be $1.08, please,” says the clerk....
A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet...
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a...
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by. Then he spoke: “Bill, you take the Beverly...
Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, “Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars,...
Two Blondes, living in Kansas, were sitting on a bench one evening, one asked the other. “What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon?”...
A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures. Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the...
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day,...
The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred during the war. During the Persian Gulf War, I was assigned to go...