Year after year Bubba’s wife pleaded with him to take her fishing but he kept telling her she would not enjoy it. She, finally, wore him...
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been...
A Kung Fu pupil asks his teacher, “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.” And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers: “My...
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was...
Moses, Jesus, and an old man were enjoying a friendly round of golf together. Moses stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went...
A man dies and goes to hell. As he approaches the gates he is stopped by the gatekeeper who asks for his name. “Joe.” he replies....
A woman overhears her 7 year old son playing with his toy train set. As he’s moving his train around, he stops the train and says...
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to...
Two doctor,s Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease. They’re explaining how his smoking weed has led to his condition worsening. “But it’s...
Two senior ladies were out for a Sunday drive in a huge car. Neither of them could really see too much over the dashboard. When they...