A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.” “Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I...
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either...
There was this blonde city girl who was out driving and found herself in a rural area. She noted a farm animal standing next to a...
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She’s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears...
A newbee hunter asked a experienced old hunter how to hunt bears. The old man answered: “It is easy, my son.” I’ve hunted hundreds of bears...
One day, a woman walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. “Eighty dollars,” the dentist says. “That’s...
An elderly couple who had just celebrated their fiftieth anniversary were sitting on their porch, relaxing. Both were simply reading a book and rocking on their...
Year after year Bubba’s wife pleaded with him to take her fishing but he kept telling her she would not enjoy it. She, finally, wore him...
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been...
A Kung Fu pupil asks his teacher, “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.” And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers: “My...