A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and...
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two...
A customer in a restaurant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over. “Can you...
Two men were talking about a friend who had recently passed away. “By the time Jack died, he had a transplanted heart, a plastic hip joint,...
A mother sees her son watching television and says, “Jimmy! I thought I told you to do the dishes after you do your homework! Why are...
A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind...