A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?”...
Two donkeys were talking about their owners: The first one said, “My owner is so harassing, he beats me often” The second donkey: “Why don’t you...
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and...
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station,...
Two men are working on a telephone pole. A little old lady walks by and one of the men yeII to her, “Hey lady, can you...
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health do you have any medical concerns you would like...
An woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and...
An elderly guy sticks his head in the barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and...
A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks...
The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming trunks, but who...