Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a £10 note and...
Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the...
A doctor tells a rich old man that he’s going to die if he doesn’t get a new heart soon. The old man tells the doctor...
Two fishermen, Paul and Jim, decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favourite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around...
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I...
A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, “I think my dog is dead”. The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached...
A 60-year-old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why, you might...
A woman found herself standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted her and said, “These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must...
The first-grade teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb,...
A doctor told his patient after reviewing his x-rays he needed surgery costing $5000. The patient said he only had $500.00 and what could be done....