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A woman found herself standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted her and said, “These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must...
The first-grade teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb,...
A doctor told his patient after reviewing his x-rays he needed surgery costing $5000. The patient said he only had $500.00 and what could be done....
An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to talking. They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they...
After receiving a beautiful haircut, a doctor asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?” “Oh, I never charge a doctor,” the barber replies. “You...
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I...
Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him “excuse...
A man traveling by train asks the ticket collector what time the train stops at Victoria. “Sir, we don’t stop at Victoria.” “But I have to...
A lady is walking down the street to work and see’s a parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says...
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was...