Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an...
A guy walking along the beach finds a bottle and picks it up. A genie pops out and says, “Thanks for letting me out. For your...
A woman has a serious accident and ends up in the hospital undergoing surgery. Her husband waits in the waiting room, distraught, when several hours later...
A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He...
Carl was talking to a girl in a New York City bar. He asked, “Can I get you a drink?” The girl replied, “Certainly.” Carl then...
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed...
A blonde car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps...
Three Blonds are walking down the street when they see some tracks. The first one said “I think they are dog tracks.” The second one said...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is....