An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to talking. They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they...
After receiving a beautiful haircut, a doctor asks the barber, “How much do I owe you?” “Oh, I never charge a doctor,” the barber replies. “You...
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I...
Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him “excuse...
A man traveling by train asks the ticket collector what time the train stops at Victoria. “Sir, we don’t stop at Victoria.” “But I have to...
A lady is walking down the street to work and see’s a parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says...
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an...
A guy walking along the beach finds a bottle and picks it up. A genie pops out and says, “Thanks for letting me out. For your...
A woman has a serious accident and ends up in the hospital undergoing surgery. Her husband waits in the waiting room, distraught, when several hours later...