One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In...
A girl is walking through a cemetery at night. She’s a little nervous because it’s dark, but it’s the shortest way to get to her home....
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s...
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey,...
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped...
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day… She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His...
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for her birthday. As they had not been dating very long, it was a...