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Two blondes, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street. Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened...
An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says: “I’m sorry, Bill, but we...
A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself,...
Two guys walking down the street talking. One says to the other, “I wish I had a million dollars.” The second guy says, “Oh, I’m working...
A guy had just returned from two weeks of vacation. He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married. “What?” shouted the boss,...
A middle aged man goes into the doctor’s office for a check-up with a litany of complaints. The doctor speaks to the man’s wife alone and...
An 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with...
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rain forest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up...
A blonde is speaking to a psychiatrist. Blonde, “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist,...
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed...