A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since...
A woman went to see her psychiatrist. “I’m really concerned,” she said. “The other day I found my daughter and the little boy next door together,...
An old man is sitting on his porch when he sees a young boy walking down the street dragging something behind him. He calls out to...
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my...
A woman with a minor injury was at the hospital because her doctor said she wanted to take a closer look at it to make sure...
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me...
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”...
Three nuns died and visited St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said he would admit them if they each answered one question. He turned...
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as...
A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist. “So who did you see before coming to me?” asked the doctor. “My...