A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself,...
Two guys walking down the street talking. One says to the other, “I wish I had a million dollars.” The second guy says, “Oh, I’m working...
A guy had just returned from two weeks of vacation. He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married. “What?” shouted the boss,...
A middle aged man goes into the doctor’s office for a check-up with a litany of complaints. The doctor speaks to the man’s wife alone and...
An 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with...
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rain forest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up...
A blonde is speaking to a psychiatrist. Blonde, “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist,...
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed...
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since...
A woman went to see her psychiatrist. “I’m really concerned,” she said. “The other day I found my daughter and the little boy next door together,...