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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man...
A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to...
A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank… Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did...
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, one asked how the other’s...
A blondes go into a bar and one of them says to the bartender, “A round of drinks for me and my friends.” They get their...
The patient was lying in bed, still groggy from the effects of the recent operation. His doctor came in, looking very glum. “I can’t be sure...
“I must have a raise,” the man said to his boss. “There are three other companies after me.” “Really?” the boss asked. “What other companies are...
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. ‘So, Miss, can you tell us your age,...
A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went...
A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says “No way. I don’t think you can pay for it.” The...