A woman was out driving when she stalled at a red light. Hard though she tried, she was unable to restart the engine and soon a...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call center in India. “Is that the High...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a twelve-year-old scotch. Believing that the customer would not be able to tell the difference, the bartender poured...
A man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has...
One day a woman was working at a bank when an armed and masked robber bursts in demanding money. The woman has no money and says:...
A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she...
Hello, 911. I have an emergency. My girlfriend is about to kill me. Is she there with you right now? No, she is probably on her...
A busty blonde woman walks into a New York bank and goes straight up to the counter. “Hello,” the man behind the counter says to the...
A young pot head starts to smoke. His neighbors, an older christian couple, get sick of the smell seeping through the walls and call the cops....
The first day of first grade, Mrs. Smith asked her students to name their favorite letter. One young girl in front raised her hand and said:...