A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom...
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.” So, the...
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink...
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. “I did a terrible thing,” sniffed the...
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They...
70-year-old George went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night....
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where.”...
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.” “Well,...
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions....