One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “the sky is absolutely blue”...
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner: The...
Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children, then Ted died of Heart Disease: Judy married again and she and Bob had 7 more children....
Last Year A Guy Took His Blonde Girl Friend To The Superbowl. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked...
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some...
A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States. In order to get a visa, they...
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles...
Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said,...
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. “Do you know you were driving...
A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because...