A Very ‘Straight and Honest’ Girl is Going To Town Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: “Daughter, when you’re in Town and if...
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When...
An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would...
A magician is working on a Cruise Ship with him, he has a parrot to spice up his routine. Sadly, the parrot has the habit of...
One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “well… when...
A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet...
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked,...
A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it...
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife undressed on the bed,...
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall that says, “$500 if we fail to fill your order.” When his...