A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone...
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full...
A hunter had been out hunting bear all day, when he came across a fast flowing river. The water was nice and cool, so he set...
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a monkey. The shop owner points to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and says the...
A man is admitted to the hospital with chest pain. The cardiologist orders a battery of test over the course of a week. While studding the...
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all...
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street,… When a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you...
An old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping...
Frank went to the gym As he wants to loose weight to get a girlfriend. The receptionist gave him some promotion pack options of “loose 1kg...
Two old farmers are talking. “I’ve got this one bull with no stamina whatsoever. I can’t get him to mate for nothing,” one farmer lamented. “I...