A man walked into a bar. He sat down and asked the bartender “If I impress you, can I have a free drink?” The bartender said...
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and...
A man travels on a ship. Two days in, the ship encounters a storm and drowns. Hanging on weakly to a piece of the mast, he...
Three high ranking Axis soldiers are about to be interrogated during WWII. One is a member of the Gestapo, one is an Imperial Japanese officer and...
A new general was allotted to a new army base. After some time in the base he realized how there were two army men guarding an...
Three English men were walking through a desert. They were tired and thirsty but most of all hungry. Soon, they came across a nomad with about...
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry, sir,...
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up! “After...
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over...
At my first job I was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I just couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods...