A violent tropical storm enveloped a sailing yacht off the southern coast of Florida lasting all night and most of the next morning. As the sky...
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!”That won him the top prize...
The first applicant of the day at the Pearly Gates explains that his last day was not a good one. “I came home early and found...
The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho. Little Johnny replies that he does not know,...
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000...
Three men, one German, one Japanese, and a hillbilly were sitting undressed in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm...
A woman consulted a divorce attorney to discuss her marriage annulment on account of her husband’s irrational attitudes. After being married to her husband for years,...
A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it’ll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the...
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the Yellow head for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing...
A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,”...