Three nuns died in a car accident. They reached to the gates of heaven but the person who let’s people in said, “so I know you...
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. ‘What was...
Jesus and Moses are relaxing on a boat and talking about the good old days. The subject of miracles comes up, and they decide to see...
Two hikers were walking through central Pennsylvania when they came upon a 6 foot wide h*le in the ground. They figured it must be the opening...
Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building a quiet, nice looking gentleman who...
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by...
A blonde went to her doctor and said, “You prescribed birth control pills for me.” “And how is it going?” he asked. “Okay, I think, but...
“Doctor, Don’t Laugh!” A man goes to the doctors and says, “Doctor, I’ve got this problem you see, only you’ve got to promise not to laugh”....
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
My uncle Jim is getting older, and he’s having trouble with his memory. So he went to his doctor, and he started taking these pills to...