A local lawyer was sitting in his office the other morning when in walked a beautiful young lady. Without any preliminaries she said she wanted a...
A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The lawyer thought a...
A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last bar stool next to an older woman. After awhile, the woman starts to smell this...
A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he takes a sip of his beer, he hears a tiny little voice say: “Nice...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the tools, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says,...
A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old European castle. At the end of the tour the guide asks her how...
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No...
A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn’t quite...
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What...