A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The...
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several months. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that...
A young girl was a call girl and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a night house...
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I saw...
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by. Then he spoke: “Bill, you take the Beverly...
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest,...
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar...
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed. In fact, it’s 25 inches long and he can’t get any women to...
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, “No, ma’am.” She says, “Well, do...