Jake and his buddy Fred visit a brothel. Jake goes into the room with the call girl first while Fred waits outside. When he’s done, Jake...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,...
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. “If you could have a...
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either...
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth...
At the doctor’s office, Tom was getting a check up. “I have good news and bad news,” says the doctor. “The good news is you have...
A man offers a girl in his office $1,000 to sleep with him. “I’ll put the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be...
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next h*le....
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a beggar...
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?” The...