Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case. “Look,” said one to the other, “let’s be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other....
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom....
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband he thinks he’s a refrigerator!” “I wouldn’t worry too...
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf...
A cowboy runs into a bar and says to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots of your best scotch, and make it quick!” The bartender pours...
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker...
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After...
A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. “Pardon me, sir,” she...
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman,...
A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn’t contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where...