A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoohoo” she shouts, “how can I...
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he...
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a “Curse” he has been living with for the last 40 years....
Bubba and Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets...
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
Two men were shipwrecked near an island. When they landed ashore, one of them began screaming and yelling, “We’re going to die! We’re going to die!...
A man goes into the hospital for some tests. The medical staff knocks him out, and when he comes around there is a doctor peering over...
A teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little boy: “teacher are you sleeping in class?” Teacher: “No I...
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The...
Three old men Bert, Arnie and Harry were sitting on a park bench debating what the meanest animal in the world was. Bert said: “The meanest...