A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of...
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the rubber pack display. Boy: “Dad, why do they do packs of one rubber...
A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rubber pack. She asks, “What size please?” “Good question,” he replies, “I’m not sure,”...
The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I...
Grandchildren asked their grandfather: Grandpa, did you have any childhood dreams? And have they come true? Yes, I had two childhood dreams but only one came...
Mrs. Jennings began each vocabulary lesson by asking the students to use a word in a sentence. “Okay, class,” she announced, “who can use the word...
A man was driving down the highway when another car starts to tailgate him. To make some room between them, the man in front speeds up...
Being new in town, Sophia was trying to find the library. She asks a man standing by, “Hi. Excuse me. Do you know where the library’s...
A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking. The wife asked her husband, “Honey if I were to die, would you get...
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he musters the courage to talk to...