A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out...
A guy walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. The bartender poured him the drink and the guy drank it down in one gulp....
A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man. In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the...
A guy rings his boss, “I can’t come to work today.” The boss asks, “Why?” The Guy says, “It’s my eyes.” “What’s wrong with your eyes”,...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front...
A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the...
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he...
Two women friends had gone out for a girls night out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly...
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor,...
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad....