Two call girls were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the call girl said, “Gonna be a good night, I smell...
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his...
They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of...
An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’...
This man goes into the doctor with his ring privates in a terrible state, really bad now. Doctor: “What happened to you?” He says: “I was...
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: “Dig!” He looks around: nobody’s there. “I am having hallucinations”, he thinks. Then...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye. “How’d ya get that?” asked the bartender. “From my husband,” she replied. “But I thought he...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day while out riding his horse,...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because...
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?” “Of course not, where did you hear such...