The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled,...
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the...
Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a big smile on his face. Mike says, “Pat what...
A hot lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the hot lady said to the young man,...
“Would you mind telling me, Doctor.” Bob asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?” “Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You...
A woman is alone at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a...
There is this guy who has a 25 inch tool. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his...
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. “I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. “I insist...
Three drunks get into a taxi and tell the driver where to go. The driver has an idea of the address so he starts the engine,...
A couple of tourists were dining at a fine restaurant in Paris. After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter’s...