A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, “But, sir, I can see from...
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and...
A brunette goes into a doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.” She takes her...
A new patient was quite upset when the doctor’s nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. “But I only want...
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that aunt...
A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, Drops his pants, and says, “Meet my little brother.” The girlfriend picks up her purse on the way...
There’s a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They’re going down a steep...
Three doctors are out geese hunting. A gaggle flies over and the oncologist raises and then lowers his gun. “I better conduct an MRI first to...
A guy call in to his Boss. Worker: I can’t come to work today. I’m sick Boss: Oh yea! What’s wrong with you now? Worker: I...
A boy asked his teacher “Can I go to the toilet please miss?” But the teacher said “No, we’re doing the alphabet” 5 Minutes later he...