On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice...
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The...
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club. On the first Tee, she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway....
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door...
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every...
An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway police. Ma’am, did...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck...
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put...
One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his manhood into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he...
A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few...