An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, When a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator,...
A man meets woman at a bar and asks her “Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?” Without skipping a beat she screams....
Mitsy and Milda were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays. Mitsy said, “My daughter-in-Law stopped making my grandchildren send their thank you notes. Each year...
Three 7-year-old boys were sitting on the curb one day saying what they wanted to be when they grew up. The first boy said, “When I...
Friday night, Patrick went to his friend Paddy and said “Paddy, I need a favor I’m sleeping with the bartender’s wife. Can you hold him in...
A boss said to his secretary, “I want to make love with you, but I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1,000 on the floor...
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt...
A 8-year-old Little Johnny knocks on the door of a night house. The Madam opens door, looks down and sees the kid. “What do you want?”...
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and...
One evening, the 72-year-old men Ole and Sven are sitting in the bar getting drunk. Ole turns to Sven and asks, “Ven do you suppose dose...