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An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said,...
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says, “oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?”...
Husband [:D] Darling, my sweet heart I will be enjoying this Sunday. Wife: How? Husband: I bought three tickets for the movie. Wife: thats great, but...
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the...
This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks. One in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers… Like a telephone… On his hand and talking into his hand. The bartender...
A lady gives herself a treat for her 70th birthday A lady decided to give herself a treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in...
Three friends had a very good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say “It could...
A mother takes her daughter to a clinic She tells the doctor that her daughter has been having terrible nausea in the morning, lost her appetite,...
If you let me touch your wife’s bum and smack it, i will pay you $100,000 says a guy to his best friend. His friend gets...