A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “May I have a bottle of pills, please?” She is shocked. “Why would you want something...
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: “Daddy, what is bang?” The Dad was surprised that she...
Once there were three men, Charlie, Mason and Buck, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at...
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course....
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest balls I have ever...
Johnny went to confession, at the beginning of Lent…. “Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been 3 months since my last confession. In...
A young couple with a box of rubber pack proceeded to do the wild thing. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six...
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he says, “I really trust my wife, and I think she has always...
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny. The grandpa replies “Well, does your private part touch...
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was...