There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy...
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her corset open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, “Boy, my eyes must...
A 91-year-old lady comes to the dentist’s office in North Dakota. She claimed it was an emergency, so the young doctor working in the clinic prepared...
Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba’s last date. “You...
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do...
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of...
A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she likes and must have. The husband says, “No chance love, They’re...
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a open beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies...
One evening a husband and wife were in bed. The husband was reading a book, and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and...
Anna realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: “That part...